Humor: Techie Jokes – Send That Fax!
Another Dell customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece … Continue reading →...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Close The Door
A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was then … Continue reading → Readers who viewed this...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Eggheads Aren’t Geeks?
Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. “Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,” the customer replied. When told “Egghead” was a...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – What Power Switch?
Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for … Continue reading →...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Press the Foot Pedal
An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn’t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring that the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Computer Geek Quiz
1. I have moss growing: A) In my garden B) In my bathroom C) In my kitchen D) On my teeth 2. When I open my mouth at parties, people: A) Listen B) Ease away slowly C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Just a Few Problems
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key. BREAKFAST.EXE Halted… Cereal Port Not Responding. File not found. Should I make one up? [Y/N] CONGRESS.SYS...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Sysadmin vs Data Entry
data entry girl: can you look this up for me? sys admin: look it up at google.com data entry girl: I don’t have time to sys admin: so, instead, you waste my time and yours by walking in here, asking me...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde In The Computer Store
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Passwords
During her company’s periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long...
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